bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017

bauchman

Are the most lit people in the world and most caring family out there

Brandi Bauchman is a hoe

by Brandiisahoe December 29, 2017

bought a shot

Gonna get yo ass shot fo doin sumpin stoopid.

Your dumb ass just bought a shot

by CaanHammertime February 2, 2018

Baghdanov

A fungal infection derived from an unkempt sore brought on by walking barefoot through feces.

By the fourth day without simple hygein, he had developed Baghdanov on his left foot.

by flamedaisy February 9, 2018

Blaugher

People who have a sudden transition from laughing to having a serious face. Like you tell them something funny and they really laugh but then instead of gradually reducing their laugh, the just cut it off.

Larry: “Did you see Neil daGrasse Tyson hosting that show on Nat Geo yesterday? That guy's such a blaugher."

by Desni bek May 22, 2018

Bauchery

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence.

'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'

by The Human Bauch May 25, 2018

Bughead

The best ship that will ever exist in the whole wide world. No ship compares to them. They are the Romeo and Juliet of Riverdale.

Maria: Do you like Bughead?

Me: Of course, everyone loves Bughead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lilixstan June 1, 2018