Ding Bat

A crazy individual

Man: Hey asshole!

Charles: Shut up ding bat, at least my mom doesn't suck cocks for a living.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Bat Wing

When your ball sack gets stuck to the side of your leg, generally happens when men sit down and are sweaty.

You sit down, and you can feel your ball sack stuck to your leg. You might say to your friend, "i've got bat wing".


If heard by some forign people, they , may assume that you are calling your ball sack, bat wing, because it is black and hairy, like a bats wing.

by Gandi, the shrivled raison October 10, 2008

Dick Bat

The act of using a mans penis that’s bigger then 6 inches to hit things with preferably baseball

GUYS I FORGOT MY BAT DAWG - just use a dick bat bro

by Slothhy March 27, 2019

snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

by Hello622 May 31, 2015

legit bat

A huge dick.

"So, uh, what is your pops packin?"

"Oh...okay you wanna know? I don't...I can't even remember...he has a legit bat, not gonna lie."

by the___kraken September 17, 2014

bats in the cave

u has boogers

u has bats in the cave

by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020

Bat Diamond

All men fear him, all women's vaginas fear him, and most of all his mother feared him when he ripped out his own umbilical cord and strangled the doctor with it.

After a coupla drinks at the bar, Bat Diamond walked in and impregnated all the women in the surrounding area.

by alucidreality February 16, 2010