Bachelor Bib

A paper towel, for eating food off of.

Do you want a plate for that pizza, or a bachelor bib.

by HoMoth January 3, 2009

bashersuit

A costume resembling a wolf in sheep's clothing or pseudonym worn by yahoodlums.

He wore a bashersuit to the stock scam and the noobs were fooled.

by TORMENTORUS MAXIMUS August 25, 2011

bachelor's degree

A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.

Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.

by QuacksO March 20, 2019

bachelor

A single guy. A guy who hasn't gotten married. Single.

That guy will always be a bachelor, because he's ugly and stinks. Who would wanna marry him?

by Dimmu-Borgir November 7, 2010

bush basher

any beat-up, heat of shit car that u take off-road, "bush bashin'". god for running over whatever shit is in your way, gutters... debris... bodies... etc.

by [Soul][Assassin] September 2, 2003

bachelorette pad

The housing or apartment in which a single woman or women live.

1. The ultimate bachelorette pad would have at least one bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and a couch for guests!
2. A bachelorette pad is of the equivalence of a bachelor pad.
3. Mary and her wild roomies are constantly throwing raging parties at the bachelorette pad.

by Mary Barnes May 1, 2008

Basshead

!Someone who excessively listens to grimey dubstep and uses Cocaine, MDMA, Acid, or Tabs on a regular or weekly basis. This typically refers to most college kids in the age range of 18-23 years of age.

Dude, Do you have anything else other than Dubstep, House, and Trance Music on your Ipod?

Fuck no man, I'm a basshead dipshit... Now stop bitching and do this line before I do it!

by GrimestepNoseBleed March 8, 2011