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Three big balls, look like we playing tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick until that nigga finish
His dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue
He didn't have a clue
He sliding in-and-out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay
We like dick
I like his ass 'cause it's thick
He gon' fuck my butt 'til I shit
And dick is dry, so, I spit on the tip
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die
They pipe my booty 'til I cry
He lick my dick and the cum start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass, it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air, my booty flipping
He dug in his balls in my booty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the nigga last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He's so thick, he looks like a dyke
But that's okay, 'cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he fuck me while recording
He sent me butt pic's this morning
Hands down, the greatest nudes I've received
I love when I receive his BBC
Big dick, big dick
Big ol' dick-dick
Three big balls, look like we playing tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick until that nigga finish
His dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue
He didn't have a clue
He sliding in-and-out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay
We like dick
I like his ass 'cause it's thick
He gon' fuck my butt 'til I shit
And dick is dry, so, I spit on the tip
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die
They pipe my booty 'til I cry
He lick my dick and the cum start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass, it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air, my booty flipping
He dug in his balls in my booty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the nigga last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He's so thick, he looks like a dyke
But that's okay, 'cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he fuck me while recording
He sent me butt pic's this morning
Hands down, the greatest nudes I've received
I love when I receive his BBC
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The most complete and utter weapon of destruction in literary history. A beam of pure energy that is channeled by a person weilding the "One Power". It slightly affects time by erasing the target's actions up to a certain point depending on the amount of power behind it.
Balefire is the most dreaded "weave" in "The Wheel of Time" series.
Balefire is the most dreaded "weave" in "The Wheel of Time" series.
Person 1:
"Dude, Rand just blasted all of the other wizard-magic user type characters in all of fiction into none-existence with a flow of Balefire as big around as a house!"
Person 2:
"Yeah, I guess Luke and Gandalf didn't know when to shut the fuck up!"
Person 1:
"Who?....I seem to remember those names briefly?"
Person 2:
"Yeah something about somebody with a pointy hat, and another with some green thing, oh well, must not be important."
"Dude, Rand just blasted all of the other wizard-magic user type characters in all of fiction into none-existence with a flow of Balefire as big around as a house!"
Person 2:
"Yeah, I guess Luke and Gandalf didn't know when to shut the fuck up!"
Person 1:
"Who?....I seem to remember those names briefly?"
Person 2:
"Yeah something about somebody with a pointy hat, and another with some green thing, oh well, must not be important."
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Fernando: Can I get an 8 ball.
Dealer: Speed or MAOI.
Fernando: Speed!
Here's an 8 ball.
*Hands Fernando an 8 Ball. (Product First)
Dealer: That would be $50.
Fernando: Here you go.
*hands Dealer $50.
Later.
*Fernando sniffs some of the 8 ball after measuring it on a scale. Trying 25mg.
*He cleans his room, does homework, then talks a lot to his friends.
Dealer: Speed or MAOI.
Fernando: Speed!
Here's an 8 ball.
*Hands Fernando an 8 Ball. (Product First)
Dealer: That would be $50.
Fernando: Here you go.
*hands Dealer $50.
Later.
*Fernando sniffs some of the 8 ball after measuring it on a scale. Trying 25mg.
*He cleans his room, does homework, then talks a lot to his friends.
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the end
( if you dont get it, go and borrow the dvd )
the end
( if you dont get it, go and borrow the dvd )
blackadder:whats your first name baldrick?
balders:could be soddoff sir..
blackadder:why?
balders:because when i used to introduce my self to the other kids when i was little, i would say " hello my name is baldrick !", and they would say "we know... sodoff baldrick !"
balders:could be soddoff sir..
blackadder:why?
balders:because when i used to introduce my self to the other kids when i was little, i would say " hello my name is baldrick !", and they would say "we know... sodoff baldrick !"
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Get the baldrick mug.(1) A decade old computer videogame that was developed by Black Isle/Bioware. Featuring an incredible composition, mature themes, and seemingly endless possibilities, Baldur's Gate II will forever be realized as the game that revolutionized RPGs.
(2) A game that introduced to us quite possibly the most awesome man alive (outside of the guy from the Dos Equis commercials): Edwin Odesseiron, "Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron, but you simians may refer to me simply as 'sir', if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout."
(3) A synonym used to refer to something that makes you cum in your pants at the mere utterance of it's enchanted syllables because it is so awesome.
(2) A game that introduced to us quite possibly the most awesome man alive (outside of the guy from the Dos Equis commercials): Edwin Odesseiron, "Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron, but you simians may refer to me simply as 'sir', if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout."
(3) A synonym used to refer to something that makes you cum in your pants at the mere utterance of it's enchanted syllables because it is so awesome.
Person 1: Dude, have you ever played this game Baldur's Gate II--
Person 2: Shut the fuck up dude, I don't feel like cumming in my pants today.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up dude, I don't feel like cumming in my pants today.
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