Bail baby

When you’re the offspring of Elizabeth Holmes who had you in a futile attempt to avoid jail time.

I Got caught and now I’m going to jail unless I can pop out a bail baby or two!

by mgm8870 April 12, 2023

bailey stacy <3

ooooo baby oh yeah mmm gwen stacys hot younger cousin lookin sexy big boi chunky monkey. All the ladies love the big baz with the big hog. She has had many women...

girl: "did you hear the bailey stacy <3 is in town??!!"
ugly girl: "oh my gawd yass!!"
gwen: "gigty gigty"

by DOLPHINDDD August 16, 2023

Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B October 1, 2008

Double Bail

When BOTH parties bail on a set of plans made earlier.

Me: Hey wanna go shoot guns later?
You: Yea sure, I don't have anything to do.
Me: Be here at 6
You:Ok

20 mins later

Me:Dude I have to bail
You:Yea me too, my car just got stolen
Me:I guess we have to double bail

by Notorious KID August 10, 2009

Gareth Bailed

To Gareth Bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by shlads with birds. Name taken from Tottenham and Wales winger Gareth Bale.

Tom is such a dick, he just Gareth Bailed on the pub tonight.

by KingKakuta May 3, 2013

bro-bailer

Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey

Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.

Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.

by Svco November 3, 2014

Cascading Bailure

When making plans with a group, if one person bails, so will multiple others.

We were going to go to brunch until Dan had to go into the city instead. After that John started "feeling sick" and Isabel "had to work", and the whole thing fell apart. It was a serious case of cascading bailure.

by dip April 24, 2016