Gareth Bailed

To Gareth Bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by shlads with birds. Name taken from Tottenham and Wales winger Gareth Bale.

Tom is such a dick, he just Gareth Bailed on the pub tonight.

by KingKakuta May 03, 2013

Frumpy

When a bird is of a size that is undesirable.

'There is no way that frumpy slut is coming into Vnyl unless Squid is here to play pull the pig.'

by KingKakuta December 30, 2016

Weasel

When a so called mate is a little thrifty with personal belongings.

‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed

by KingKakuta June 28, 2018