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a boiled bullfrog

Swain slow to grasp he is dead in the water.
“Love you Want you Need you,” snivels Patrick in his 14th text message of the day.
“It’s this very bleakiness that turns me off,” sniffs Tinsley. “It’s become an endless drag, a plague – he’s a boiled bullfrog and he’s the last to grasp it.”

“A boiled bullfrog!” says heartthrob Benjamin when notified that Arabella refused to accept his bouquet of Equadorian red roses. "First, the Hanky Panky thongs, which I could return, and now this. I never thought I’d see the day when I would play that croaking fool, but Arabella has had me slaving at her feet for months and I will never be free.”
by Hifalutin! February 10, 2022
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boilerplate

A ski condition where extreme cold follows a day above freezing, which causes the snowpack to melt and then freeze dangerously solid, resulting in more space on the mountain for hardcore snowboarders until more snow falls or warm weather returns.
I hope you like it fast and hard because it's gonna be death-cookies and boilerplate.
by ThewaH July 21, 2008
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boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.
Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.
by Sean March 18, 2004
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Boiling Chocolate

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.
" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."
by The Spackler August 23, 2009
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Boiling Pot

Pissing into a pot and throwing it at someone
He didn't know he was about to get a Boiling Pot
by IhaveHIV December 22, 2021
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The Boiling Isles

Nerd: I wish I could go to the boiling isles Me: TOO FUCKIN BAD ITS IMAGINARY but we do have a equally as gay discord server
by Loafumas December 4, 2020
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North Bay Boiler Maker

Basically done by putting a mixture of Fentanyl and Speed into your partners vagina, and taking it to pound town. The resulting foamy residue is then collected and poured into a glass for consumption.
Nobody survives a North Bay Boiler maker.
by Scrotie McNutterFuzz September 9, 2020
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