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Gummy Bears

The act of an old person taking out his/her dentures, and chewing on someone's arm and/or hand, the gums giving a squishy feeling on the victim' arm or hand is what gives it the name "gummy bears".
Jimmy: Dude, you look like you've been traumatized. What happened to you?
Erik: My grandfather gave me gummy bears when I told him that I didn't want him to keep buying me books and prune juice as christmas presents.
by I Hate Making Pseudonyms November 7, 2012
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Don't Feed the Bears

A phrase clearly stating, "Don't Feed the Bears" this rule is best followed if one cares about his or her puny pathetic life. Otherwise just screw it, feed the friggin' bear.
"Billy! I said not to feed the bears!"
"but pa'"
"No! Not buts, this is the last time i get you a fake body part!"
by for all you know its "Bill" March 17, 2005
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bars

A Pittsburgh slang term that refers to insulting someone. The word is always plural.

"Bars" is exclaimed after the delivery of an insult, never by the person who has been insulted but usually by onlookers or the insulter. One may also modify the phrase to suit a particular situation. Bars are similar to a burn or a pwn.
John: Jack, your mom is so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, Skittles came out.
Onlookers: Bars!

or...

Cindy: Lucy, you look like a man.
Onlookers: Gender bars!
by Tu madre. January 14, 2007
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Barstool

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.
The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.
by thirddegree February 25, 2003
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z bars

Handle bars with a Z bend instead of rounded, bars for custom motorcycles.
That 72 shovelhead bobber has a sick set of z bars.
by mike mcnutt May 17, 2007
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handle bars

A blonde girls pigtails, used for some good relations or some good oral sexual experiences.
Madonna used Britney Spears handle bars to get some good SHHEEOOTT!!
by hand job January 21, 2004
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dancing bears

a reference to Grateful Dead band culture; multicolored bears that have been an icon of tripping, often spotted when you do enough drugs to be out of your fucking mind.
I took 5 tabs of fraggle and was seein the dancin bears!
by Kat November 20, 2004
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