The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv
Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping?
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.
by AdmiralSupreme November 20, 2017
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Schlomo: My goodness, Saul, why are you in a wheelchair?
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...
by Rex Righteous December 29, 2012
Get the Black-Fridayed mug.A secret European mafia with ties in Italy that became the Sicilian Mafia when Europeans emigrated to the United States. The Godfather came from a Black Hand family.
Don't fuck with the black hand.
by AJ from the Crest October 16, 2007
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Jamal: “ay man you eva see a black dad?”
Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
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Son: Good Day Mom?
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011
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Ian: Yo Jim, can you Champ a Black for me?
Jim: yea i got you, god knows i get it done in 30 seconds what flavor you got
Jim: yea i got you, god knows i get it done in 30 seconds what flavor you got
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