porta john bitches 

The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.

Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."

porta john bitches by Cowtoe October 18, 2011

You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

You get absolutely no bitches by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

bitchety bitch 

A female that is more of a bitch than other bitches because of her selfishness, constant complaining and disregard of other people's well beings. The female version of a dickety dick.

Chica 1: "You're going to wear that? It makes your hips look as wide as the Titanic."

Chica 2: "You serious? I want to go kill myself right now."

Chica 1: "M'eh! Don't crack the concrete when you hit."

Chica 2: "You're such a bitchety bitch! We all know that shit on your face is herpes, not a cold sore."

bitchety bitch by westfalia December 22, 2009

Fuck bitches get UCAS

similar to fuck bitches get money, except the primary objective is to gain points on the UCAS tarrif, rather than currency.

Used mainly by those who sit exams under Cambridge.

Dave: Bro, Monique says you're dumb
Dave's Bro: oh fuck
Dave: Fuck bitches get UCAS
Dave's Bro: yeah i never thought of it that way!

Fuck bitches get UCAS by fuckbitchesgetUCAS November 21, 2011

batched 

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

batched by Jangaard May 6, 2010

Bitches be wildin' 

A phrase to signify that a different person or group of people is causing undo stress

That girl is whack...bitches be wildin'.

I wanted to go out with the dudes, but my boo wanted me to stay in and watch The Notebook with her...bitches be wildin'.

Bitches be wildin' by Ki'ainneru May 1, 2009

shitty bitches 

people who piss me of by their crappy actions

"you shitty bitches"

shitty bitches by mrs squarrell March 2, 2004