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Ding Bat

Man: Hey asshole!

Charles: Shut up ding bat, at least my mom doesn't suck cocks for a living.
by longranger August 28, 2003
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Bat Wing

When your ball sack gets stuck to the side of your leg, generally happens when men sit down and are sweaty.
You sit down, and you can feel your ball sack stuck to your leg. You might say to your friend, "i've got bat wing".


If heard by some forign people, they , may assume that you are calling your ball sack, bat wing, because it is black and hairy, like a bats wing.
by Gandi, the shrivled raison October 10, 2008
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Ass Bats

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.
Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.
by Haldee February 27, 2017
mugGet the Ass Batsmug.

crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck
by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020
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bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.
Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.
by Haldee March 19, 2017
mugGet the bat assmug.

Hands on the bat

The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.
"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"
by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011
mugGet the Hands on the batmug.

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