The Jane Goodall Award

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.

Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.

by Legacy II January 8, 2016

awkward

a situation or place that makes someone look or feel out of place

It would be awkward to invite your ex-wife to your wedding.

by Gerard Irick July 16, 2009

kids choice awards

The act of vomiting on to something or something. This is named so because the Kid's Choice Awards on Nick are notorious for "sliming" people.

I drank too much and fucking kids choice awards on your face.

by Joshua Aguiar November 9, 2006

Awkward Moose

The act of holding one's hands on their head in the shape of moose antlers. Then proceeding to move them downward to cover the eyes. Commonly used when someone says something awkward or un-called for in a given situation.

Gronz: "Hilary, Allie, Sam, and Shannon think im totally the hottest guy who works here. I also smell the best of all the male specimen who work in this establishment."

All: "AWKWARD MOOSE!"

Hilary: "Awkward Jellyfish!"

Allie: "Awkward Turtle!"

Sam: "Awkward Unicorn!"

by Ihavenofriends November 23, 2006

awkward silence

what you hear when u tell your girlfreind your gay....

When i finally told her, there was this weird awkward silence

by Johnny Hush September 1, 2008

awkward asian syndrome

The tendency for an Asian (usually male) to remain socially reclusive in a group of people they are not usually comfortable associating with. Can also be applied as a general term when natural Asian characteristics (not pertaining to physicality) are the source of public embarrassment.

Bro 1: Why is Harry so quiet by himself?
Bro 2: He's got Awkward Asian Syndrome, bro.

Bro 1: Dude, I walked into Harry's room, and he was singing karaoke. Really horribly.
Bro 2: I bet his Awkward Asian Syndrome got the best of him afterward.

by Hips_dont_ly November 21, 2010

Duke of Edinburgh Award

A demeaning and pointless school award system designed by public boarding schools to give the students (who board)something other to do than bum each other.

Things that are more fun than the award:

1) French kissing a dead cow
2) Being stabbed
3) Eating lightbulbs
4) Crawling through broken glass naked

by Neural April 6, 2005