Herp Alert

A female, primarily in her late teens to early twenties, that has been with so many dudes that you know she has herpes just by looking at her. There are also undefined smells that come along with these looks that further verify the outbreak.

Man, she was totally on herp alert, I smelled her getting undressed

by hanofx May 18, 2011

sammich alert

"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet

dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho

by neoconraisedliberal May 31, 2005

Alter Ego

1. someone you turn into when you become drunk.

1. On the Real World: Philly, Sarah and MJ's alter egos are Ivana, and Muja Star, respectively.

by Lina December 25, 2004

nerd alert

Kickass song by the Aquabats

Well yeah, we're the freaks of nature
We're the kids that easily bruise
We're the geeks and the creatures
Outer space hillbillies from the moon
Get stupid on your time
Keep your geriatric biker fight
Diffuse the land mines
I'm alright
You're Alright
We're Alright
Well we both know that our day will come
The revolution has begun
So raise your fists and take a stand
With your super cool...
Super cool wrist bands!
We broke out
And now we're running crazy
Down the middle of the boulevard
(Spaced out!)
There's a nerd alert
There's a nerd alert
And you'll never, ever
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
You'll never...!
We're fat, young and hungry
But we don't care
We got big old brains
Like Mexican candy
We got some complex flavor
Running up in here
So get stupid on your time
Get the bud bowl off the air
Diffuse the land mines
I'm alright
You're alright
We're alright
You know that your apathy
Became your enemy
And you did yourself in
Find out this phenomenon
Is running on and on
And we'll never give in...
We broke out
Now we're running crazy
Down the middle of the boulevard
(Spaced out!)
There's a nerd alert
There's a nerd alert
And you'll never, ever
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
Live...

by GeeGee July 26, 2008

Allerious Shades

Person that played Asheron's Call in the servers Thistledown and Darktide. Hated and Feared by all. Usually the victim of idiotic board polls and flamers on the VN boards.

Allerious Shades is a great PK, lets go to him and call him a bunch of names then run away or attack if I have 20 friends around me!

by Shadowalk September 25, 2004

Alter-E-go

The dramatic change of personality some people undergo after consuming ecxtasy or other narcotics. They have no recollection of taking on there embarrasing alter-E-go or anything they do when they've changed.

Friend 1: "no way is that Anton rolling around on the dancefloor naked?".
Friend 2: "no man that's Bernard his alter-E-go!".

by Wigan February 22, 2008

Alter

An alter is a pseudonym of an internet message poster's primary account.

An alter, as used as a secondary account, will often pen questionable messages that otherwise disrupt the community or break the forum rules.

The ancestry of the term is derived from "alternate", of which, is often shortened to just "alt".

Jamie writes her poems under an alter account.

Check his IP address and find out who's alter he is.

by Brinnie April 25, 2005