White Alan

Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.

Whoa! I just popped a White Alan!

by Wifey August 29, 2004

Alan

A guy who is able to screech at a high pitches frequency to summon a portal to destroy camp half blood and everything in it

Shady: *dab*

Alan: *screeches at high pitch frequency to summon a portal*

by Hdhsbsbwnwmkekens January 2, 2020

alana

a sexy brown girl who is smart and witty.

look at that chick alana, she's a keeper!

by regina falangy November 10, 2008

sexual advance

An attempt to gain sexual favor (be it physical or for long-term relationships) in the eyes of another

Bob made a sexual advance on Jill when he bought her dinner at that fine restaurant.

by Biff McLargeFriesWithThat January 4, 2008

Homosexual Advantage

An unappreciated advantage of being a Homosexual that straight guys would love to have but can't because they would get slapped.

Examples of Homosexual Advantage are:

1) touching breasts without getting slapped

2) Grabbing asses without getting slapped

3) going to sleepovers and watching girls change

by Monstabia June 27, 2010

French advantage

The romantic advantage French men have given they have the largest average penises of all European countries.

That French guy gets all the women. It must be the French advantage.

by Andre_3000 October 23, 2010

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.

George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.

by seymore hineys May 19, 2009