Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018

amling

being late all the time, sneaking into work

Mike is pulling an amling

by mastermenuf October 5, 2018

Alingsås

A city in sweden, known for it's cafés and "fika".

Everybody who lives here is extremely quiet, the only thing you can hear is the cars on the highway.
And DONT say hello to anyone, they will probably think you are a crazyperson!

If you ever plan on going to Alingsås and grab some fika, i would recomend "Nygrens Café".

Guy 1: wanna go to Alingsås and grab some fika?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH BOI! <- (dont scream that)

by SECRETSSECRETSSECRETSSECRETS January 9, 2019

Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019

Ailing

An Ailing is an alias when referring to someone as a faggot. Ngl, he's a big faggot.

Guy 1: Look at Rob, he is a faggot!
Guy 2: Omfg, he's such an Ailing.

by Sinkerz March 12, 2019

Alinick

a horrible ship. don’t ship it.

Person 1: oh cute it’s an Alinick moment!
Person 2: ew no, Alinick is dead

by ethanisakoala April 21, 2019

Alina chowcury

when you smell like a chicken tikka misala

your Alina chowcury

by fifufuguguugugugjgheriu4t839qe May 7, 2019