Angry wank

To completely explode and spew ones anger in the face of an unwitting person

Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.

by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018

Angry parrot

The act of laying your penis on someone’s shoulder

Look how pissed Steve is after I gave him an angry parrot

by Jrillins75 April 7, 2020

angry pup

When you Tea Bag someone and the balls get stuck in their throat. This can happen from low hanging balls or small nuts. (Such as a puppy getting a tennis ball stuck)

Joey's Balls were just small enough to get stuck in his girlfriends throat so she was gagging all night long.

Joey couldn't' get his girlfriend to shut up so he pulled an angry pup on her.

by vdub4motion June 26, 2017

angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.

'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."

by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009

Angry Lehman

Fisting with a glove on

She was so wet I slipped a glove like a goalie and fisted like an Angry Lehman

by Excel Assassin July 6, 2008

Angry Puppeteer

When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole

“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer”

by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021

Angry Reno

A middle aged cranky man who gambles daily to see who he can offend with his political points of views all while hating everyone and the donkeys of the world.

This guy is out there shouting 45 all day and hating on the democrats. He’s such an angry Reno

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019