Alabama Lasso

When you are about to cum on a girl, so you grab your dick and twirl it around like a lasso as you cum on her. It’s very messy.
Ah hey man I gave your mom an Alabama Lasso last night” “ FUCK YOU BRO”
by McLovin81707 January 12, 2020
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Alabama NyQuil

The potent concoction of Rohypnol and Mountain Dew. Commonly used in southern states to knock fellow ancestors unconscious.
“Hey Sam cook me up some more Alabama NyQuil! I think Sister Sarah is waking up!”
by Bobby Windchime May 04, 2019
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Alabama Leprechaun

A ginger who likes to get dicked down by their siblings
I once knew an Alabama leprechaun who lost all of their siblings so they killed themselves
by RotcCadet420 January 24, 2023
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Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.
Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!
by BoggleDog April 06, 2023
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Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.
Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird
by cellophane girl July 07, 2011
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Alabama Surfing

The action of riding your cousin in a bathtub or water bed .
My cousin Stacey wanted to go surfing but, i was horny, so we went Alabama surfing
by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020
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alabama roadblock

Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.
I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
by rad sugar July 03, 2014
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