Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.
Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship
Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship
ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!
ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.
ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.
by Cugsly October 21, 2021
Get the Safety Fuckmug. A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.
by Prokaryotic Penguin May 20, 2020
Get the Safetymug. A defensive black person who normally is positioned under the female during sexual interactions. This usually occurs when a black male has sexual interactions with an asian female, especially when the man gets her online for personal entertainment.
by ThisIsMemeCity360noscope21 December 13, 2017
Get the Safetymug. "Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"
"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"
"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"
by Stone Boner September 3, 2018
Get the Chinese safety glassesmug. An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.
1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf
2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss
(:safety spell)
2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss
(:safety spell)
by Il8694 December 12, 2015
Get the safety spellmug. by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017
Get the Safety Scissorsmug. When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.
by Angus viejo April 21, 2020
Get the axe safetymug.