by Jelani February 27, 2008

In the game Gears of War 2, if you are in third place in a multiplayer match or horde, you are dubbed 3rd Place McGee. 3rd Place McGee is the most dangerous player because he is not in the top two or bottom two. It is better to be in last place than 3rd. When you are 3rd Place McGee, expect to be made fun of, a lot. No one wants to be 3rd Place McGee.
xNJDx REDRUM, Nivek91, xNJDx GNASHER (simultaneously):
Holy crap! Look whose 3rd Place McGee!
Dante445: Aww guys! Cmon!
xNJDx REDRUM, Nivek91, xNJDx GNASHER (simultaneously):
HAHAHAHAHAH, You're poopy!
Holy crap! Look whose 3rd Place McGee!
Dante445: Aww guys! Cmon!
xNJDx REDRUM, Nivek91, xNJDx GNASHER (simultaneously):
HAHAHAHAHAH, You're poopy!
by xNJDx REDRUM July 31, 2009

Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

Tonight I saw Grandma's 3rd Leg and laughed my ass off!
You should check out Grandma's 3rd Leg at www.grandmas3rdleg.com
You should check out Grandma's 3rd Leg at www.grandmas3rdleg.com
by iwiac January 17, 2009

A really goofy looking guy he is very innocent and had done nothing wrong but since he is a nigga people think he's gonna shoot up the school.
by jonquavius_barlavious December 26, 2022

When two people are having a conversation and you don't really contribute anything, you just kind of feed off of it. Sometimes even through eavesdropping.
Guy 1: Did you see the new marvel movie?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty sick!
3rd wheel: Hey me too!
Guy 1 and guy 2: -_- dude stop convo 3rd wheeling
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty sick!
3rd wheel: Hey me too!
Guy 1 and guy 2: -_- dude stop convo 3rd wheeling
by Karab okama August 11, 2019

This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
