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Black Cat, Black Kitten.

Meaning that a child copies their parents. Usually if the thing the child copies is a bad thing. eg; drugs, alcohol, criminal offences, adultery.

an irish saying.
Susan: Did you hear that Jane cheated on her husband with another fella?

Margaret: Aint that strange? Her mother did the exact same thing 10 years ago.

Susan: Well, you know what they say. Black cat, black kitten.
by gee;x. November 13, 2011
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Punch a Kitten

Punch A Kitten: A internet term that is usually used when someone has either:

1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.

2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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Example1.

Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!

Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.

Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!
by Dusty M. August 28, 2009
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A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
by PowellRanger August 17, 2006
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big dog little kitten

A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.
Mike is taking a walk again. Him and Donna must have done the old big dog little kitten again.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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pint kitten

A female who partakes in the drinking of alcoholic beverages, particularly good beer.
Lets go down to the tavern and hunt some pint kitten.
by car3825 May 20, 2010
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Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten
"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"
by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013
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Skin Kitten

the "pet" name of a female's privates when kept impeccably shaved, waxed, or treated with a depilatory
my skin kitten is feeling a little brutalized after i got that brazilian wax this morning
by ubermilf April 20, 2015
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