A group of policy debaters whose names are also definitions of words on urbandictionary.
Fadi was dejected because his girlfriend didn't like him. "Why doesn't
Jamie like me?" he thought. "I don't have
Ed. I always use a
Jimmy-hat. She loves it when I get a
Rahul, or a
Mason. She says it looks like a
Sam, and she loves to get
JB'd. I've never been a
Chunbum to her. What's wrong with me?"
Just then,
Andrew entered the room, with
Kyle and
Robert in tow, all yelling.
Fadi finally quieted the din.
"What happened?" he asked.
"
Kyle and
Robert, in an attemped to get free cable,
Micah-sized your TV."
"What the hell? Kyle!"
As
Fadi chased
Kyle and
Robert out of the room,
Andrew chuckled to himself.
"Nobody likes
Fadi because he never has any good
Harrison around," he said with a laugh.
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