turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.

"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."

by rewand0099 June 11, 2009

fail-a-thon

one epic fail followed by another; can be long term or short term

Dude your life is just one huge fail-a-thon

by Bboy519 August 3, 2010

AI Fail

AI Fail:
The artificial intelligence (ai) of a game failing to do what its supposed to to, glitching out, or possibly getting stuck behind or in walls.

AI: *shoots own ally*
(It's supposed to shoot you)
Ai: *cant get unstuck from wall)
Those are examples of AI Fails

by DodzX November 22, 2011

failed ratio

Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do

Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio

by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022

EPIC fail.

when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.

Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.

random kid: "EPIC fail."

A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"

by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010

Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%

Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing

by Yodellegend May 27, 2018