tom clarke

Tom Clarke likes to get rammed up his humungous shitter by 2 metre Pete while Sharon the dyke cunt fuck watched

Tom Clarke loves Chloe Holroyd

by TomClarke29 May 24, 2018

Tom Ellis

The hottest man in the world.

Tom Ellis is gorgeous

by klushi June 28, 2020

Tom Cable

Tom Cable (noun) 1: Is the Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders. Tom Cable is a violent man who allegedly attacks women and assisant coaches.
(verb) 2: To Tom Cable someone you must punch,bitch slap,hit,smack,or attack their face and or head.

Example one: The next time I see Joe I will Tom Cable his punk ass!
Example two: I'm so pissed off right now I could go all Tom Cable up in this bitch!

by JRKJR November 5, 2009

Tom Parker

One fith of The Wanted (the most awesomest lad-band in the UK) Tom is a joker and is very rock and roll!

He has gorgeous fluffy hair and beautiful eyes but has the tendency to prank...

He's from up north and that shows... Bad or good thing? ;)

Me: Did you see this weeks Wanted Wednesday?
Friend: Yeah! Wasn't that such a Tom Parker thing to do!?
Me: Well... That's Tom for ya!

by Erisdar November 5, 2012

Tom Hardy

Sexy, handsome and also very talented british actor.

A: Whos that very hot man in Inception

B: He is Tom Hardy

by mrs. scorsese September 15, 2011

Tom Cruise

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

by scuba steve January 21, 2005

Tom Fulp

Creator of the popular flash cartoon portal Newgrounds. Brother of Wade Fulp.

Tom Fulp created Newgrounds, and has created many flash cartoons exclusive to the site.

by LRSchober September 7, 2005