Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)

I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis

by Zmoney December 7, 2005

Non-beer

A calm mixed drink or short drink consumed casually once too many beers have been had.

'Another drink lads?' 'Hmm, perhaps a cheeky non-beer'

by Bowncing November 26, 2009

Beers Deep

When you drink so many beers that you are willing to have sex with girls that you wouldn't touch while sober.

Chris got beers deep last night and hooked up with that fat girl from wal-mart.

by Whiskeys June 28, 2015

Sproot Beer

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer

Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!

by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011

Lung Beers

Australian slang for smoking cones.

‘What are you upto this arvo?’
‘Just smashin a few lung beers as usual’

by ShazzaluvsDazza December 5, 2018

piss beer

In the seventies brewers made beer that was 3.2% in alcohol content, to sell in States that allowed anyone over 18 years old to buy it. Real beer, sold only to 21+, has double or even triple that amount of alcohol, like for the stouts. So teens would need twice as much to get drunk, and then spend lots of trips to piss it out: Hence, "piss beer" was born!

We were still too young to buy stout beer and so we settled for piss beer.

by private-polymath September 7, 2021

Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018