Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy

Honestly, a crap school

Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy seems good, do you go there
It's a living hell, trust me

by demigoggle September 7, 2021

I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed

I'm Going to pull a Stanley if you dont stop

by richie_the_alt September 2, 2022

Stanleyed

The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.

Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.

Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!

by crimsoncape January 14, 2024

Stanley staco

This person is one of the cutest, loving, smartest, kindest, caring people you’ll ever know. He brings out the light in every room, makes people happy without trying. He’s the life of the party. Everyone loves him. He’s such a beautiful soul and a wonderful person. He has charm and is funny as hell. He makes you laugh when you’re mad, he will make u smile with tears in your eyes. He always has the best intention, he’s so handsome inside and outside. He’s the unexpected blessing you never thought you’d ever find. He’s the sun on the darkest of days. If you meet him, you’ll be the luckiest person in the world. I can’t stand a day without him, I am the luckiest to have him too. I love you bubby.

You don’t know Stanley staco???

He’s one of a kind man, you’re missing out.

I love Stanley staco, he’s a blessing on Earth

by jazmine123 September 7, 2020

Stanley

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.

I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Stanley Cup

The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.

White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?

Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!

by Verity January 7, 2024

David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.

That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley

by Big fisher. August 2, 2022