Iphone Underwear

To obtain the iPhone Underwear first you MUST ring up the Joe Maclaine 3 times consecutively. Once she states "My booty crack Sileen" you must respond "Ring ring". Once all steps are completed you may look down and find them on yourself. After every call to Joe Maclaine or any other acquaintances you WILL nut if they don't pick up fast due to the vibrations of the calling effect.

SIlas: Whats that ringing sound from your drawls?
Eli: Its my new Iphone Underwear? I thought that was obvious...
Josh to Noah: Bro I'm your number one hater and best drummer in Dunmore

by BarneyRiver2 October 15, 2025

The Underminer

That interrogation scene from the incredibles perfectly describes the situation here.

The Cops "You didn't finish it either! Did you stop the underminer from inflicting more damage!?"

Idiots "No."

The Cops "Did you stop him from robbing the banks?"

Idiots "No."

The Cops "Did you CATCH him?"

Idiot "No."

Hym "What did you think was going to happen there?"

Idiots "I donno I just thought I could lie and then everyone would let me steal his life because of the things he said and then even if something bad happened it wouldn't be my because I can always just blame Hym for saying the bad things and then steal the credit for him saying the good things."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

I Understand

Heh... Reminds me of what I said about kids surpassing their parents...

Hym "Oh no I understand... I understand. And I understand what you want me to do but I'm not entirely certain how to go about doing it in such a way that it prevents them from doing what I know that are trying to do... A higher level of certainty is required. I'm still not even sure what I've already done is enough... This sucks. This suuuucks! Heh, therein lies the flaw in my philosophy I suppose..."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009

Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.

Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha

by nextdaycorn October 18, 2012

You don't understand

Bulletball is gonna be an olympic sport

You don't understand- Marc Griffin's famous last words.

by SteveBuscemiLover205 December 9, 2016

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017