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Tit for tit

Equivalent to tit for tat; what the hell is a tat? Same meaning as an eye for an eye
Oh, I owe you? So, this is tit for tit then huh?”
by Cmarie8478 January 3, 2023
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Tits

A replacement word for positive acknowledgments like: awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, stellar, wicked, fuckin right!
Bro 1: I got a new tattoo of a monkey's butt hole around my belly button that's bending over with your face on it!
Bro 2: Tits!
by baleiby6 July 14, 2020
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Andrew Tit

An effeminate male who overcompensates by exerting their masculinity
Me: “what’s up with Kevin? He’s been so possessive over his girlfriend lately” “he had access to her phone and blocked me on all her socials”

George: “don’t take it too seriously, it’s just the Andrew Tit in him”
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Tit Wink

The Act of flashing your tits but constantly raising your shirt up and down at a rapid rate
My wife would tit wink the lead singer for a guitar pick
by DBriddle May 18, 2024
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tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.
I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.
by Jendingo December 2, 2022
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Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021
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