Scottish tea party

The act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members.

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Chicago Shower Party

When 5+ people take a laxative and shit in on a girl during an orgy

Feeling freaky for a Chicago Shower Party

by a deaf guy November 22, 2022

third party vibe

when two people are vibing and the third person automatically vibes with them based on vibes

"i wanna third party vibe with you guys! i love your energy."

by s4gan June 26, 2021

mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.

You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?

by scarygary30 June 20, 2020

Party Promise

background - a party
definition - we are not enjoying ourselves

pre-party - ah, this ( the
party ) looks promising, i
think i'll attend . . . .

" this party looked promising, but we are
not enjoying ourselves - it was
obviously not a promise - it must have
been a PARTY PROMISE - . . . . THE
WINE FLOWED MIRTHLESS AND MERRYWISE . .
. . "

by washed April 23, 2005

Sorry I party!

pronounced: sorry I partee
1. phrase used when the weather produces very drunk conditions.
2. phrase used when waking up next to somone you don't know
3. phrase used when throwing up on someone

Person 1: Oh, hi.
Person 2: Oh hi.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Why am I naked?
Person 1: "Sorry I party!"

by Studhorseroy November 9, 2008

garbage can party

the act of masturbation upon one's tippy toes in close proximity or directly above a garbage receptical ie trash can or garbage bag with intent to ejaculate into the said receotical

cory had a garbage can party when no one was home.

by jewishmatthew328 February 25, 2008