Meat

Synonymous to “bullshit” on all accounts.

Man: *sends tinder match a message*
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat

Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house

Guy: classic meat

by Timothy Flinsmass August 24, 2022

meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.

She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard

by GRRR413 April 11, 2020

Meat Queef

When a woman's vagina suddenly discharges air while she is having a particularly chunky period, or perhaps a miscarriage.

"Dude, I was about to go down on Becka last night when she let out a meat queef."

by DrBruz October 27, 2025

Meat glue

A term for semen

Is that meat glue in your hair?

by JacksonRilla December 10, 2020

Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.

When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.

by Razor1979 May 9, 2012

Meat Fart

When you pull your cock out of a girls ass and they fart.

"Damn I pulled my cock out of my girl's ass and she farted for like 30 seconds she had the meat farts."

by Double Bubble Baby Bear November 27, 2024

meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

by uncle meatster December 6, 2013