No super bowl rings

The browns on every level

The browns are shit and have No super bowl rings

by dotzw :( June 14, 2022

Scarlett love ring

A “Scarlett Lovering” is any rash or mark on the skin, usually in the form of a circle or patch, that happens after fornication with a usually grotesque individual.

Sorry I can’t hang out man, I slept with Nikki last week and i got Scarlett love rings all over my crotch

by Nanakin July 6, 2022

Delaware Pork-Rind

When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.

I accidentally committed a Delaware Pork-Rind at the local funeral home.

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

Holding up ring finger

You literally pull all the girls, since women often masturbate with that finger

Holding up ring finger

by Fifa pro player with 197 August 23, 2022

Changing your ringtone

Bleaching your asshole

Changing your ringtone.
Lacy to her tinder match “Sorry, I’m late. I was changing my ringtone.”

by nickynoname August 25, 2022

Left Thumb Ring

When a woman wears a left thumb ring it signifies she's a Lesbian, on the other hand, If a man wears a left thumb ring, it signifies he's gay.

Wow, she's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay girls are going for her.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.

by sharkmother September 14, 2022