Dick Ducking

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

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Dick Leafy

When you fuckin in the woods.

Girl: “wanna get down and dick leafy?”
Guy: “oh would I!”

by Dick leafy October 16, 2018

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Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

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common dick

The most common of dicks, that of which is very underwhelming because of size.

Sarah broke up with Randy because he has a common dick.

by Tjmcwilliams October 28, 2018

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Dick cloud

Defined as a zipper being pulled down when you least expect it and being excessively hit with God’s dick. The power it brings is classified as much worse when around the white family.

Well there is that damn dick cloud again

by Dextrit October 31, 2018

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Electric Dick

In the world of E-cigarettes it has been discussed that people often are very busy with smoking their ecigs. We like to say 'Tell that douche to stop sucking on his electric dick and get to work.'

by Funnylassy November 5, 2018

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