from under cheese

the cheese like substance that forms under your foreskin.

"what's that smell?" "from under cheese" "dirty cunt!"

from under cheese by pedobear's over friendly uncle September 15, 2009

I like cheese 

The phrases "I like cheese" is most precisely used to point out a comment that was relevant some time in the past but is not relevant in the current context. It evolved over time to also point out any non-sequitur comment.

This was started during a discussion between two students at Gustavus Adolphus College in St. Peter, MN. The one student (from Minnesota) called the other student (from Wisconsin) a "cheese head". The conversation continued on to other topics and the "cheese head" comment was long forgotten. Several minutes and topics later, the student from Minnesota (likely feeling the pangs of guilt for the forgotten insult) turned to the student from Wisconsin and said, "I'm sorry I called you a cheese head. I like cheese."

Dora: What do you think about the current election year?
Kris: I think that both parties have a lot to be desired.
Jenny: Speaking of parties, there is one tonight at the Kappa's house!
Becky: Cool! Maybe we can get in for free!
Scott: Let's ask Matt!

Travis: I hope Ron Paul wins.

(dramatic pause while everybody looks at Travis)

Matt: I like cheese.

(everybody but Travis): Hahahahaha!

I like cheese by Matt from GAC February 15, 2008

Masta Cheese 

1.a person who is so skillful(mainly at fighting/shooters games) it looks cheesey, but sadly they can become cheesey at any moment.
2.a person who can beat you using either their skill or by being cheesey

EX. Guy 1:"The guy was so good, every time he threw a grenade. dude missed on purpose just to shoot me down then later fucking fragged me to death"
Guy 2:" you got your ass whoop by a Masta Cheese, lol"

Masta Cheese by Masta Cheese June 23, 2008

The Cheese Sandwich 

(Adj) A positive expression inflicted onto a situation or oneself.

Example 1:
Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: Why are you even asking that? You know I'm the cheese sandwich!

Example 2:
Person 1:
Hey did you see that baseball player hit a whammy!?

Person 2: I know man, that was the cheese sandwich!!

The Cheese Sandwich by PettyOfficerPoehner March 16, 2009

Batweena cheese 

The foul bacteria forming in between the folds of skin. Sometimes referred as a yeast infection.

Man, he hasn't showered in a week, there must be some serious batweena cheese forming.

Batweena cheese by Jokerman2010 July 22, 2009

flamondo cheese

Flamondo Cheese is the dried up residue after sex that is left behind around the nuts or the tip of the penis or under the foreskin.

I need to wash my dick & nuts before I go home to my wife, it's covered with flamondo cheese.

flamondo cheese by bkelley November 19, 2009

Shizzling cheese cakes 

A term meant to express flabbergastedness!

*Squirrel steals cheese its cracker*
Bystander:"haha!"
Cheese its eater:"Shizzling cheese cakes!"
*Cheese it eater proceeds to chase squirrel for several hours...*

Shizzling cheese cakes by The Dannzyz! November 8, 2010