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tits of life 

battery indicater on mobile phone
"I've only got two tits of life on my phone"
tits of life by jon November 1, 2003
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my life everyday 

attempting to eat as much good food as possible.

a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.
1) a good breakfast, incorporating any or all of the following: cereal, oatmeal, pancakes, ham and cheese omelettes, yogurt, eggs over easy, orange juice (tropicana), hashbrowns, fruit

2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie

3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl
my life everyday by Kristin April 15, 2005

bff buddy for life 

1. someone that a person hangs out with all the time, or sees a lot, usually on a daily basis
2. a person with whom someone shares and intense and close relationship with
4. a good friend who does not have a distinct term or title like "homie" or "best friend" or "sister" etc.
3. a sarcastic term used to identify someone that a person doesn't particularly like, has just met, or has not seen in a long time
guy: hey! i can't believe you told ___ i gave you flowers!
girl: well she's my bff buddy for life!
guy: i thought i was your bff buddy for life!
girl: you are .. you're my guy bff buddy for life. :)

cousin1: hey look! here's the profile of your bff buddy for life on facebook!
cousin2: ugh, she just sucks. i'm surprised she has any friends.

Losers Need A Life Too 

a group formed solely for the reason of bringing informative and humanitarian aid to the average loser. trademarked in 1991 by johnstownsteel, their works include Loser..Your Guide To Living and the ever popular Losing Isn't Everything.
all works distributed by the group can be purchased at...
Lumbee Indian
2020 Winners Way
Johnstown Pa 15939
or call...
1-808-lose-err
"Losers Need A Life Too"

Fuck My Life 

Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.
"Honor Bound... Fuck my life"
Fuck My Life by Jesus, H Christ October 5, 2008

FUCK MY LIFE!!!! 

you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.

or when your hearing info u say it
Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?

brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or

i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :]