John Douglas

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan

Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023

John Michael

Some little shit that runs up to your butt hole and probes the living shit out of it

Man, I just got John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.

John Whit is hot.

by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018

john lennon

The most gorgeous man to ever walk the earth.

Sorry, John lennon is mine, you can’t have him :)

by johnlennonsbaby March 4, 2021

John douglas

John Douglas , a supervillain in the Matthew universe ,known for being in alliance with the gnomes of alford and a playing harmonic melodies with a flute in alford during the night

John Douglas and the gnomes are in the shadows

by Johnathon diddlysquat douglas May 10, 2024

joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.

joe john woods likes wood

by benhev_08 October 3, 2025

johning

Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".

An example of johning:

(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)

Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?

by HecatiaLapisLazvli October 4, 2024