one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

One Crispy Boi

Literally the hottest fucking man in the multiverse alright? This man is sexy as fucking hell and the best goddamn soldier ever seen. He is able to literally kill a thot with one message only consisting of five words or less. He is the Legendary thot slayer that will end the furry war within a single thought.

One Crispy Boi is so fucking hot I'm getting wet just thinking about him.

by The Legendary Thot Destroyer November 23, 2018

One way nigga

A member of African american descent that will call all his buddies and himself a nigga , but when a Caucasian friend calls him a nigga , he gets down right upset ...and could lead to stepping and stunting

So last Friday everything was going great at the bar with me and Omod until Jason called him a nigga . Now he's in jail for assault , fucking one way nigga .

by DJ robanski October 14, 2016

dipped one/a nut

to have sex with your partner but not cumming or orgasm in the end at all they have

DUDE: bro man i had sex with Liz but I only dipped one/a nut.
OTHER DUDE: that sucks i hear she just wants to cum and doesnt care about the other person.

by argenis lopez July 19, 2010

The ole' one two

When you stick up your middle finger and do the "up your ass"
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.

"I was walking on the sidewalk to get some food and there was a 40 year old lady screaming at me that I was living a life of sin. So I gave her the ole' one two

by Toon_Link_GotT September 7, 2016

One season wonder

A one season wonder is when a show is incredible, but it only has one season. Either season 2 was canceled, or the show starts and finishes with one season.

Dan: "Dude, did you watch "Turtle Wars?"
Kevin: "Yeah, it was a one season wonder."

by Mettatheone November 5, 2020

one eye texting

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message

I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am

by chris suave January 20, 2010