portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.

"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

juice box

Juice boxes are really good they taste good they feel good and the smell good

That juice box is cool😎

by DABA DABA DOO October 20, 2020

buster juice

A normal run of the mill person who turns into a buster after consuming a beverage.

Johnny just turned into Johnny bad ass after sipping that buster juice.

by Johnny Bad Ass November 8, 2012

Lakota Indian Juice

1. A native american product used in high intensity male on male massages. It is well known for its musky smell, and the long-lasting burning sensation to which it gives rise.
2. (Slang) A euphemism for male ejaculate.

"My best friend and I were about to watch Brokeback Mountain last night, but then he pulled out his bottle of Lakota Indian juice. Just a couple of squirts on my back, and it burned like Custer's last stand. Let's get some water on our bodies."

by heath ledger November 16, 2012

Juice Bag

1.) a bag of juice a.k.a juice pouch

Or
2.) alternate word for "douchebag"

"You banged my girlfriend last night, you juice bag!"

by Skier3 August 30, 2013

juicing drawers

When a person has diarrhea and shits their pants. Also related to a shart.

I had diarrhea so bad, I was juicing drawers.

by vamptink October 3, 2013

seahorse juice

A mixture of anal secretions and saliva

I hear theres a lot of seahorse juice in prison

by An Ex convict October 4, 2013