Spring dick

When having a big dick tucked in your pants but when getting a boner the dick lunges at you or springs at you

my spring dick was showing at church today

by dawdbro September 14, 2016

clittle dick

When a mans penis is so small it resembles a large female clitoris

That guy has a clittle dick

by BetterThanYou717 April 19, 2016

dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

corona dick

when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.

Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.

by Tkashh April 26, 2020

Dick Funk

A close relation to Swamp Nuts exempt the penis has a funky odor.

I really liked my ex boyfriend but we broke up because he had serious Dick Funk

by SMD111 July 2, 2017

Dick Fishy

when one has sex with a vagina that smells more of tuna then fresh

After sex with that hooker, she gave me a case of the Dick Fishy.

by Tone Smiff June 22, 2011

Dick Stack

A stack of dicks or dumb asss

You Dick Stack! Why did you just do that!?!

by D3@dp001 January 28, 2021