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the gold package 

A man who has a penis large enough to fit a magnum condom comfortably with out it sliding off inside of you or tying it up on the side.
"Hey girl! Is he working with the gold package? because you know I CAN'T BE SOLD IF IT AIN'T THE GOLD!!"
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The Goal is hockey legend and defenseman Bobby Orr's over time, Stanly Cup winning goal, on March 10, 1970. Through this game winning goal the Boston Bruins defeated the St.Louis Blues and won their first Stanly Cup in 29 years. This goal also produced, arguably, the most famous and recognizable sports image of all time. The picture features Bobby flying through the air (having been tripped as he scored the goal) in the 'superman' position, arms outstretched in celebration.
"Wow, that was a sweet goal."
Yeah, but nothing compares to "the goal"
The Goal by mcm5109 January 3, 2009

the gentleman's surprise 

Urban Dictionary-
The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
"herman left the gentleman's surprise in my brother's helmat, hah hahhahahahahaha"

The Great Rhino 

Nickname often given to David Lloyd George, The great primeminister during WW1, this nickname was given to him, as he charged down the Germans like a Rhino, and he was a great man.

Great Rhino
David Lloyd George became known as the GREAT RHINO!
After defeating the germans in japan as you do really.
David lloyd george became a member of the DTCP a commy part lead by the infamous Dan Tor.

The Great Hookup 

A band that came from the far reaches of the universe to melt everyone's face off with intergalactic face melting sounds.
a: Did you see that dude with no face.
b: Yeah, i did, he totally saw The Great Hookup last night.

The Greasy

When playing NHL 10 and you go WITH the puck from either behind the net or behind the icing line and shoot to the opposite side getting THE GREASY glitch goal to either tie a close important game or win a very important game! Getting a pass from behind the net, ALREADY having the puck behind the net DOES NOT count as the greasy!
"Yooooo MACKEEY bitch nigga dats the greeeeeeeeeeeeeasy, why you gotta play like that!?"

"MACKEEY thats THE GREASY!, you went behind the icing line skated across and shot to the opposite side of the net

"My name is MACKEEY im either down 1 goal or the game is tied and I have $20 bet on this game, Im gonna be a bitch nigga and do THE GREASY and think im better but really you is NAT!"
The Greasy by NhlLEGEND January 4, 2010