Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.

"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022

Cheek Job

When you bit a person's cheek off in a heat of passion, whether romantically or maliciously, and then proceed to stick your penis in the fresh wound.

"Back in prison, I bit that nigga's cheek off and gave that punk bitch a cheek job."

"Hey Tom, how did you like that cheek job last night?"

by BlackJiggaJesus September 9, 2018

Shab Job

The opposite of the phrase "not too shabby." To perform certain tasks like a freaking idiot. When common sense is too overwhelming for you to bear that you mess up the easiest of tasks.

Max: did you see Carl try to paint today
Jason: yeah that was a total Shab Job

by CrockDundee April 14, 2014

job experience

1. something you need to get a job, but you cant get until you have a job.

how do i get job experience?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Globsnob Job

A very bad blowjob, in which the amateur girl does not know how to give a proper penis sucking. Excessive amounts of saliva or mucus may be coming out of the female partner's mouth in a Globsnob Job.

I'm never gonna have sex with her again, she gives Globsnob Jobs!

by balleroh June 27, 2017

Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

Italian Job

To recieve road head from a catholic girl, whilst driving a stolen Fiat brand of vehicle.

Bro... that girl Christine gave me one wicked italian job on my way to the chop shop last week.

by SouthernDrawl April 19, 2020