dick-mob

A person so rude they are not just one dick, but a mob of dicks.

I can't believe that guy cut me off in the carpool lane! What a dick-mob!

by The brunz July 19, 2010

dick jungle

A man with a lot of pubes and a penis so small that you can't find it in that jungle of pubes

BigJigglyPanda: Dick Jungle's what I call my pubic hair
Terroriser: That means he has a small dick and we can't find his dick in that jungle
407: Or he has a lot of pubes
Terroriser: No it means he had a small dick
BigJigglyPanda: It's both

by Spicy Meme Addict October 17, 2017

dick cole

Anyone whos name is Cole, but is the most upmost dick-hole looking and acting person that this prestigious name is given to them.

God Jim, your friend Cole is acting like a fucking Dick Cole

by Assfuckertitsmcgee May 6, 2015

Firecracker dick

It’s when you blue-ball your boyfriend leaving his tip red ergo firecracker (Like the popsicle ice cream)

Aw dude you left me hanging now I got firecracker dick

by HalfHeartKing January 27, 2021

mule dicking

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.

"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."

by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

Dick For Dubs

This means that you are willing to give oral sex to anyone that can carry you to a victory on Fortnite in a squad.

Friend 1: Hey man, you wanna go get a win on Fortnite?
Friend 2: Sorry dude, I only do Dick for Dubs.

by TensionGrabber February 21, 2018

spade dick

A penis which is bent and scoops at the tip looking like a spade

One time a boy named Luca pulled his bent disabled "spade dick" out. Oh shit it's a spade dick!!!

by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016