Upward twisted kitty cat

The yoga position where her upper torso twisted through her legs while standing . She facing her kitty cat.

She was in the upward twisted kitty cat position to where she could almost taste herself. Leaving all three holes available for me.

by James Gresham November 2, 2023

National black cat day

On this day if u find a black cat u give it the most love in the world unless u have one u still give it the most love it will ever receive

Person 1: “I found a black cat!” Person 2: “give it love it’s National black cat day” person 1: *gives it the most love ever

by Badyeatsfood14 October 27, 2019

I ate my cat

When you feel awkward and don’t know what to say

Hey? I ate my cat yesterday

by Grandma ate peppa November 4, 2019

I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

by see thru April 23, 2022

My cat has ocd

A joke about sh

"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."

by hello_its_me April 29, 2022

cum in my coochie cat

inject semen into a woman's genital areas (vagina, pussy, cunt, etc)

omg becky I rly want Jake to cum in my coochie cat!

by bigmommymilkers87 October 13, 2022

Little cat constant anxiety

Someone who's big dog chilling, but not really that big, also kinda anxious, oh yeah also they're not that much of a dog person

Matteo's really been little cat constant anxiety lately

by Mattetull March 30, 2022