Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

Hatchet Job

The act of fucking a hatchet.

Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night

by Word handle being used March 21, 2020

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

lean job

A lean job is essentially a hand job, but incorporates the use of vaseline as a lubricant.

Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.

Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021

Pacific Rim Job

When two very large people orally pleasure one or the others anus in an aggressive way that is destructive to the environment around them due to their sheer size.

Dude 1: Did you hear that big Bill and Bertha totally fucked? I heard he gave her a rim job.
Dude 2: With their size, it was probably more like a pacific rim job!

by Oops_There_It_Is May 28, 2018

wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear

My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.

by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025