Leather Poop 

The feces resulting from consuming almost nothing but deep fried edibles for a prolonged duration of time.
Leather Poop is dark brown, almost black, and can be confused with the black poop resulting from internal bleeding.

Man, I was shitting pure Leather Poop after I molested my mom's deep fryer last weekend.

Leather Poop by Tankzorx July 5, 2016

Ya Poop Stain

Pronounced 'ya-pop-stain' in a Scottish accent, this is a phrase used in exasperation towards a nub bucket who has done something stupid.

"Calm your tits, ya poop stain!"
"Don't be such a nub bucket, ya poop stain."

Ya Poop Stain by NamiPants August 11, 2016

Captain Poop Dick 

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

Captain Poop Dick by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016

buddy poop 

When you take a poop with someone else next to you, watching you, or just hanging out with you. Buddy poops are done without privacy, in a non sexual way.

"I just took buddy poop with Dave out in the woods. It wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be."

buddy poop by soviet master October 12, 2016

Puxatony Poop

When you have a very solid poop that begins its exit from the asshole but sees it's shadow and retreats back into your rectum.

Doctor: How's the constipation coming?
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop

Puxatony Poop by Raht November 13, 2016

Strategic poop 

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea

Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."

Strategic poop by Briguy69 November 24, 2016

sharp poop scratch 

when you poop it scratches you rectum if your poop is hard

ouch my poor butt. That sharp poop scratched my butt

sharp poop scratch by Suklaa March 11, 2017