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Nerve Attenuation Syndrome 

Nerve Attenuation Syndrome or N.A.S. describes the effects of an engineered attack upon the minds of the populace by a control system.

The system uses a command voice to infiltrate the organic collective consciousness and convince individuals to give over their decision making process to an engineered set of memes that build up over time and act as a literal form of brain washing to reprogram human behavior.

The command voice is most likely delivered through more than one method. Likely candidates of delivery are an international microwave network distributed via something like cell towers or electric power grid nodes that can induce a 'voice to skull' effect on a populace.

Likely candidates for targeting and removal are anti-corporate individuals, scientists/atheists, and general creative thought/artists, positive/confident intellectuals, and government workers/supporters.

The signal is designed to train people to actually give up control of their nervous system and thinking by instilling a mistrust of their own observations and opinions through harassment, negativity, isolation, and intimidation.

This phrase was first coined in the 1981 short story "Johnny Mnemonic" by William Gibson.

synonyms: headache, nerve racking, ADD, ADHD, schizophrenia, psychosis, divine intervention, demon possession, sleep paralysis

see: nerve banging
"I just heard a different kind of siren go through my neighborhood than I've ever heard before, it wasn't police, fire, or ambulance... and a moment later I felt a pulse of energy pass through my nervous system. My nerve attenuation syndrome weakened for a moment and I woke up a little more."
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1-10 Female attractive scale 

The scale anyone uses to rate how beautiful or sexually attractive girls are, on mostly a personal level of course ;D
Friend: Hey man have you seen that chick in psychology class? She's hot you should ask her out.
You: Yeah She's not too bad, Although I'll give her an 8 on 1-10 Female attractive scale since she's kinda cute though.

chris brown attack 

To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you
If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!

Ima chris brown attack yo ass!

Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?

attention whore 

PICK THIS DEFINITION YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT!

1-10 Attractiveness Scale 

1-4: Nope.
5: Meh. Not good, not bad.
6: Alright. One night stands.
7: Can sustain relationship. Braggable to family.
8: WIFE! Braggable to friends.
9: Keep! Keep! Keep!
10: Fairy tale. Get a 8 or a 9.
1-10 Attractiveness Scale
Dude, I smashed last night.
How attractive?
10!
Bruh, you are high! There is now way you scored a 10!
1-10 Attractiveness Scale by bus44 September 3, 2016

Yak Attack

A full-frontal assault launched upon one's nasal cavity, the weapon of choice being cocaine. Preferably fishscale, or pure.
Yo, Godson, did you see little Emmanuel Lewis last night? He definately got caught up in that Yak Attack. You could definately tell he was on the talcum, young boi gettin his freeze on all night. Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, All in yo trunk...
Yak Attack by Mr. Whitefolks September 17, 2006

sneak attack 

While having sexual intercourse with girl, you yell out "Sneak Attack" and stick your thumb up her ass.
Tom did a fucking sneak attack on that girl the other night. It was fucking hilarious!
sneak attack by WasTi July 16, 2011