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Fish

Hey man your drivers licen-FISH
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle
I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile
by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022
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gummy fish

A fish that eats gummy bears. They often swim into your face repeatedly if you are scuba diving
"Hey dude why is your face pink?"
"A gummy fish saw me"
"I'm sorry dude I'll pray for your face."
"Thanks you silly grass
by Silly grass November 15, 2014
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Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020
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Fish

Slippery creature. Gollum is crazy about it.
"What are you eating?"
"It's better raw, buddy. Fish, anyway."
by July 11 2003 November 23, 2021
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Rusty fish hook

A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.
My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.
by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016
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Rumble Fishing

I’m looking for a strapping young lad who’s into rumble fishing
by The rumble fisher March 2, 2019
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