Hot Crap

What you say when something is indescribably amazing

\"HOT CRAP\" This crossdressing video is the funniest thing ever!\"

by bubba_taylor April 26, 2005

hot beef

the opposite of cold turkey

I'm going to start working out hot beef.

by tornahdo January 2, 2010

Hot shower

The act of urinating on your significant other whilst they are sleeping

This morning as my girlfriend was asleep I ran her a hot shower whilst she was sleeping so when she woke up she would have a nice surprise

by Rob'n'Joe April 13, 2014

hot pocket

a unit of measure roughly equal to 2 minutes. derived from the time it takes to cook a Hot Pocket in a microwave.

It took him three hot pockets to finish reading his email

by Bill Farley January 26, 2005

Hot Topic

People who were denied to hang out with the cool kids shop here. If you're looking for a pre-worn pair of fishnet thongs, look no further.

Hot Topic should start selling guns and Pro-Suicide stickers to rid the world of asshats.

by Brooksie October 18, 2004

hot and spicy

po-po, 5-0, po-leazy, the police

that mofo actin up
the hot and spicy gon be hurr soon

by Murphizzle McGrizzle November 21, 2003

Hot Lettuce

When you find something random (preferably food) really attractive.

A: Why are you just staring at that sandwich?
B: Have you ever thought about how hot food can be?
A: Hot as in 'hot' hot. No.

B: Shame, because this is some Hot Lettuce.

by Th3_P4nd4_H3r0 August 29, 2016