say cheese

Phrase uttered before taking a picture so it looks like everyone is smiling even though someone would rather either frown, snarl, sneer, or make an otherworldy strange or unpleasant face.

A conspiracy to get unhappy or enraged people to smile in pictures.

A conspiracy to get more people to eat cheese and wine after taking pictures.

Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *snarl* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Three odd hours later:
Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *frown* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Brian: Say cheese!
Cristy, Ben, Mike: Cheese!
Ben: That's strange; I have a strange craving to scarf down some Gorgonzola with some Bordeaux!
Mike: Same here! I'm gonna gorge myself on Wensleydale 'n Chardonnay!
Cristy: Let's buy all the cheese and wine we can, guys!

say cheese by someone took my name =| May 1, 2006

the cheese omelet 

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)

I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese

the cheese omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

Dick Cheese 

"Dick Smith" Brand Cheese

"I am going to the store to look for some Dick Cheese"

Dick Cheese by E.T, LCM, VB, etc December 3, 2002

Moon Cheese

The term used when one is extremely stoned and has immense munchies.

Bob: "Hey man, let's get stoned.
Dave: "Okay, but I get really bad munchies..."
Bob: "Oh you mean moon cheese."

Moon Cheese by collaredpony21 October 8, 2013

squeeze cheese 

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.

squeeze cheese by Starsky July 30, 2003

Po Cheese 

The police

"Dump it man, It's the po cheese!"

Po Cheese by Anonymous August 12, 2003

prick cheese

Another term for smegma, a whitish, cheesy substance that sometimes accumulates in the foreskin of an uncircumsized male.

You're not getting a blowjob from me until you wash off that prick cheese.

prick cheese by Rod Brock September 24, 2005