Poop-nunchaku

When you're cleaning your cat's litter and find two pieces of poop holding together by a hair.

I think my cat is eating a lot of hair, he keeps on shitting poop-nunchakus

by Virus903 October 11, 2021

unicorn poop

pior magic, i nou inglish veri veri gud and unicorn poop is mogic

This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)

by equationslayer12 March 1, 2021

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

Pooped in his own hand

An action that backfired horribly
Karma

"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?

by popthatbvssy August 9, 2022

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

poop

your waste from your butt

there is poop in the toilet

by go to poop.boy.com September 22, 2022

Poop

P eople
O rder
O ur
P atties

Squidward: may I take your order
Patrick: uhhhuhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhh
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
Narrator: Psst Squidward. Remember poop!
Squidward: Oh yeah! Patrick try a Krabby Patty!
Partick: *gasp* okay!
Squidward: and what size meal would you like?
Patrick: uhhhhhh...
Squidward: oh no

by AppleDANISH March 29, 2022