Corkatonic bomb

A corkatonic bomb is when you put a cork in chuck norrises(or anyones but mostly chuck norris) vacuum cleaner and put a fuse and or fireworks and wait until he needs to clean his house.

Johnny put a corkatonic bomb in my house and when my mom started BOOM!

by DaRealLolRus January 4, 2010

Gigatonne bomb

My microwave, a bomb consisting of enough pressure to crack earth into shards.

I think we now need to test gigatonne bombs as i turned my microwave into a gigatonne bomb... megatonnes are obsolete

by Cody5050 April 11, 2023

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Q-bomb

The subtle art of the perfect queef timing. To land the perfect queef at the perfect time.

Jenny: So why did he break up with you
Heather: Oh he's a big baby. He got mad when he went down and I dropped a Q-bomb right in his face.

by Jlcat January 22, 2024

Dive Bombing

Jumping from a 40ft ladder while naked, as to slam into the lubed up vagina of a woman at the bottom of the ladder, all while screeching like a German Junkers Ju 87's ram-air siren!

I was Dive Bombing my girlfriend yesterday. Sadly we had to stop, as we woke up her parents

by TheTipsySailor March 13, 2024

Baby Bomb Boomers

The group that fucked up the planet and turned the planet into a spirling downhole of shit with their overprilvilaged selves and became selfish because they are the lost generation that had a shitty history and they want to make it up for it by fucking up the Millenials and Generation X and leave the next generation with nothing.

These bloody Baby Bomb Boomers!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Piss Bomb

An object that is created when one pisses into a water balloon filled with Sprite or 7-up, shaking the water balloon, and throwing it at an individual.

At the family gathering, someone replaced the water balloons with Piss Bombs and now everyone smells terrible.

by StickDih May 15, 2025