Caught The Turtle 

Phrase used in the place of saying “Shat My Pants”, “Shit My Pants”, “Sharted”, and “Pinched A Nugget”.

“Hold up, I Just Caught The Turtle.”

“Benny Caught The Turtle on the tower of terror the other day.”

“If I hear that you Caught The Turtle at scream fest I’m going to fucking break up with you so fucking fast you won’t know what fucking hit you!!!”

Caught The Turtle by ShowerheadMcgee March 31, 2020

to the tit 

To be precise and/or accurate regarding something

That newspaper article may not be to the tit

to the tit by Blendzz123 April 3, 2020

Kylie the thundercunt 

She is an amazing person a great friend And I can trust her..but she plays fortnite on mobile.......AND SHES A SIMP

Ugh that dishwasher is such a Kylie the thundercunt

Kylie the thundercunt by Clairhotgirl69 April 30, 2020

Lit The Twit 

Lighting your child on fire on their 21st birthday if their a virgin, because that's a sin to the family tree.

My parents were really upset they couldn't partake in Lit The Twit for my 21st, I'm too much of a Fuck boi; and my meat is huge.

Lit The Twit by OrangeCum May 3, 2020

Soph the therapist

Soph the therapist is a head admin from Liege's Llama Habitat Server and she's known by being a (bad) therapist and being the best singer in the whole server, and also is a meme, and also is actually being shipped with Vending, and also is being know by no answering dms, and also is being known for being known

Vincent: Oh no, Soph the therapist didnt give me a therapy.
Pingu: ew Soph the therapist never answer dms

Soph the therapist by Minced Meat July 13, 2020

toot the turd 

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

toot the turd by Smooax September 4, 2020

take the top off 

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

take the top off by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020